I am a tree. In fact, I have written a book about myself entitled TREE and you will soon be able to easily download it on Amazon either as an ebook or a soft-cover printed copy. I’m taking this opportunity to give you a brief introduction which may stimulate you to buy the book. This is pure consumerism at its best and worst. But I have been told that self-aggrandizement like running for president does not have anything to do with ethics or appropriate behavior. BUY MY BOOK to make America great. The book will help you live longer and keep you from having a whole host of terrible diseases such as Cancer, Pneumonia, Diabetes and Alzheimers. Don’t pay attention to the fake news that tells you otherwise. Buying my book will solve all those problems.
If you don’t believe me you’re not a loyal American; you’re probably an illegal alien.